We were honeymooning up in the Seattle area and out on a nature picnic. It was a beautiful day (one of the two days a year it doesn't rain in Seattle) and we hadpacked my favorite lunch, Taco Bell and a bottle of $2 wine from Trader Joe's. We found a nice little grassy knoll on which to sit and enjoy our delicious meal. We finished our food and continued drinking our wine. About the time we polished off the bottle we heard rustling in the shrubbery nearby.
Next thing we know we were starring down a huge creature. I just happened to loose a contact and couldn't quite make out what it was. From what I could make out it seemed to be a very large bear-like woodland creature. My husband jumped to the rescue and throws the empty bottle of wine at what we now figured was either a grizzly bear or Sasquatch himself.
My husband has never been a very skilled athlete so his throw was completely off line and managed to strike me in the back of the head. The next thing I know I was waking up back at the hotel with an icepack on my head reading a note from my husband saying he was at the post office sending the tape into 'When Animals Attack!'"
Sincerely,
Melissa in Scranton, PA
Honeymoons advice # 4592: Avoid Sasquatch on romantic picnics.
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